Cosmic on "Tamper Not Ye Tobacco"

After I used up all the golf tees out of my golf bag, I bought several hundred in a pack, and now tampers are everywhere I could ever want to use them. I was out at the barn one day, searched my pocket for a tamp, and there was a mud stained golf tee half buried in the dirt. Voila!
My kids joke that when my Alzheimer's kicks in and I get lost, they can find me by my trail of golf tees and pipecleaners. I can't remember which of my kids said it.